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How to be a decent citizen of the Federation

How to be a decent citizen of the Federation Against Midgets.

Released by the Committee for Citizenship, article 3.2 SC 5.a

Act nicely to other citizens, but look down upon those not worthy to carry the title of citizen.

Exhibit
common decency to all citizens of the Federation, but throw out (beyond
the perimeter) those who do not wish to enjoy the safety and honor of
citizenship.

Have an awareness of other people’s feelings,
except those banished beyond the perimeter for they are no longer
citizens and thus do not have feelings.

Love. Unconditionally, your Emperor and General.

Care.
Unconditionally, for you fellow citizen, Emperor, General, and youngins
growing quickly to become citizens or perhaps even Soldiers for FAM.

Forgive-
and forgive yourself. It is ok to know that you were once weak and
fearful. It is good to remember this humble beginning for it will make
you wiser and stronger as a citizen.

Work on making the world
a better place, not a more toxic one. By killing as many midgets as
possible and distributing the roting bodies to a local FAM send-off
station so they can be disposed of properly.

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Burger King used to have a patty melt burger, their new
home style melt is the exact same thing, except soggier. I miss the
patty melt, but most of all I miss the Frisco from Hardee’s. Keep in
mind this is coming from someone who only eats a hamburger once a
month, if that. Thanks to the cruel curse of celiacs disease. This is
what celiacs disease looks like by the way.

I miss gluten …

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Here it is, the first minute of the new Babylon 5 straight to DVD, The Lost Tales.

RIP in Andreas Katsulas, the voice of the narrator in the beginning. Andreas played J’Kar, he died in 2006. He was also the bad guy in The Fugitive for those of you who haven’t seen B5 … savages.

The Colorado Rockies just swept the Yankees winning the last game 4-3 in a nail biter. Rockies are still the hottest team in baseball and only a few games from taking the tight NL West. They head out to Toronto next to lead off a 10 game road journey and continue their winning streak. This is also only the second sweep of the season. Purely amazing pitching by the bullpen and crucial hitting is what helped the Rockies sweep up the Yankees. Colorado really looks like a great baseball team. They’re putting together the plays they need when they need them. In the last 27 games they are 20-7 making them the hottest team in the major league. They played in front of the biggest crowd of the season on a super hot day. Over 48k were in attendance.

This series was like a playoff series. The excitement and the games themselves were just like nail biting old style baseball games. There were no true blow outs by the Rockies. They still had to work for each run defensively and offensively.

Babylon 5: The Lost Tales Trailer

I can’t f’n wait till this comes out. Releases on July 31.

The Rockies slammed the Devil Rays back into triple A, winning 10-5. Taveras hit his 2nd homer of the season and Hawpe hit his first ever grand slam.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/2007-06-16-1479253151_x.htm

The Rockies are now 2 games above .500 and living the high life with huge wins. If they keep this up past the Yankees I think the Rockies will be on the road to the play offs. But I’m just sayin …

Source: http://kob.com/article/stories/S112787.shtml?cat=500

Seattle is considering banning popcorn from its Fed building because the n00bs there keep burning it. Its only a matter of time before popcorn is outlawed for all of us. Now is the time to stand up and defend our right to pop corn in microwaves!